Has there ever been a pyramid in Valençay, Loire France? No there has not. But this little town makes a wonderful cheese called Valençay. It is a relatively fresh chèvre, i.e. it is stored for three weeks which is longer than some other chèvres. It is formed as a pyramid but flat on the top.

Valençay
Its rustic blue-grey color is made by the natural moulds that form its rind, darkened with a dusting of charcoal.
One story has it that Napoleon once having returned from a disastrous campaign in Egypt stopped at the castle at Valençay on his way home to Paris. As the tradition was he was served local food, cheese included. As this particular cheese was formed as a pyramid this obviously arouse such unpleasant memories that he in a rage chopped off the top of the cheese. So it be, up to this day.
The texture of the cheese is smooth and dense with a mild, lemony, and altogether clean flavor. The basic cheese is unpasteurized but it comes pasteurized as well for the US market.
To drink: Crisp, unoaked, dry Sauvignon blanc. Preferably French.
Bon appetit.